yo-landi is def so so fre$h

so my friend ben curtis has been sending me this video for weeks and he kept saying something about ninja and that really turned me off because ninjas are one of those humor-for-dummies trends that frat boys get into, like mullets. this annoys me.

buttt, as it turns out, both ninjas AND mullets are involved and for perhaps the very first time, i support them both. as soon as i finally peeped the video i realized id spent 2 weeks too long missing out on one cool azz chick in a pretty bizzaro wonderful band!! silly me! so yo-landi vi$$er, my newest obsession, is the girl singer in this 3 person band from south africa. she sings while this dude, ninja, with phenomenally ridiculous tattoos, raps, and some other nerd seeming boy man dj hi-tek that makes the "next level" beatz. to be honest i dont even know if i like the music, but she is so so ill a complete freak in the best way and totally striking with the raddest style!!! i really love this thang.

the first time i watched this interview i wondered if he was really a sasha baron cohen pulling a fast one on us, and as it turns out they are debatably performance artists over musicians, with ninja being just one of many personas of group leader waddy jones... but i am thoroughly entertained by them (that albino rat pet?!?! the way they speak!) and i dont really give an albino rats ass WHAT they are if they keep rocking this amazing style -him: mirrored oakleys?? his tighty whitey covered balls spilling out of his shorts?? her: tummy tees? bleach blonde mullet! nerd shorts and her teeth sticking out like shes an idiot? I LOVE. i love ok? i love.