yo-landi is def so so fre$h

so my friend ben curtis has been sending me this video for weeks and he kept saying something about ninja and that really turned me off because ninjas are one of those humor-for-dummies trends that frat boys get into, like mullets. this annoys me.

buttt, as it turns out, both ninjas AND mullets are involved and for perhaps the very first time, i support them both. as soon as i finally peeped the video i realized id spent 2 weeks too long missing out on one cool azz chick in a pretty bizzaro wonderful band!! silly me! so yo-landi vi$$er, my newest obsession, is the girl singer in this 3 person band from south africa. she sings while this dude, ninja, with phenomenally ridiculous tattoos, raps, and some other nerd seeming boy man dj hi-tek that makes the "next level" beatz. to be honest i dont even know if i like the music, but she is so so ill a complete freak in the best way and totally striking with the raddest style!!! i really love this thang.

the first time i watched this interview i wondered if he was really a sasha baron cohen pulling a fast one on us, and as it turns out they are debatably performance artists over musicians, with ninja being just one of many personas of group leader waddy jones... but i am thoroughly entertained by them (that albino rat pet?!?! the way they speak!) and i dont really give an albino rats ass WHAT they are if they keep rocking this amazing style -him: mirrored oakleys?? his tighty whitey covered balls spilling out of his shorts?? her: tummy tees? bleach blonde mullet! nerd shorts and her teeth sticking out like shes an idiot? I LOVE. i love ok? i love.

is anyone better than julianne moore?

this is a blog after all, and words are the darling little petals that come together to form the magnificent flowers with which i totally blow your mind (i do right??), but there arent words grand enough to create the superlative flower on the planet, in the universe, that is julianne moore.

holy fuck. she is the best.

my passion for julianne started small and grew tremendously over time, but it all resurfaced with this stunning bulgari campaign. i don curr (or like) whatchu sellin, but theyre so beautiful i considered photoshopping the letters out and blowing up a poster for my room. she is so insanely gorgeous. i cant stop looking at her. cant stop.

but heres the real thing about julz baby. her resume. 70s partydruggiecrazybitch in boogie nights?? so rad. tough and smart enough to handle and become respected by a creep zone murderer in hannibal? bad ass. flying-from-the-rafters freak artist in big lebowski? amaaazzzingggg. psycho?? MAGNOLIA??? the coolest roles in the coolest movies i, like, cant handle it.

not to discredit our dear patron saint miss dellal, but if i could be another woman that already existed she would be it. totally insanely beautiful, bangin bod, the best freckles in town, and shares all this with us in the best possible circumstances and capacities.

shes distrubing as hell in savage grace butyoushouldseeitanyway. that is some motha fuckin ACTING.

now, let us feast out eyes. dang!